kishartdotcom's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Gut Feeling]

great work bud.

you deserve 11.

kalabor106 responds:

For effort right? LOL, thanks.

[Sexy Lesbians]

totally awesome @_@

dude, i made grand theft boner, and i think this animation is the shiznit @_@

these lesbian angels he draws, really get me horny... i suggest all of you bust out the lotion and tissues RIGHT NOW, cause this is gonna gonna splode yo load!

i love you all,
kishartdotcom.

wallpaperman responds:

woah, a guy who made an awesome movie liked my piece of crap!

awesomeness

[NG Tournament: Semi's 1]

i dont usually log in for this but...

this animation was a complete waste... horrible flash skills, no artistic ability, flat, crapy, played out story lines, and long boring dialogue sequences...

what makes this animation a total flop, is its pussy fighting sequences, that we are made to wait for..

well i didnt, i turned it off, screw this waste of time.

i love you all,
kishartdotcom.

error-45207 responds:

what the hell man? Look at other review and see what they think... ur like one of the only ones who say this which makes me think ur just tryin to fuck up something which has done pretty good so if ur not guna give a good reason for why it sucked then go eat shit

[Taco-Man Halloween]

you got my 5 but...

your wife is a bitch... kill her OJ style in the next one.

you got my 5, for slamming the door on idiot's face... though if it was strongbad, i would have to trash "you" hardcore in one of my toons, lol.

cause among all contrivances, strongbad is the man... and i know you wouldnt trash him if he posted in NG @_@.

i love you all,
kishartdotcom

[Ghost Chase]

didnt you do this before?

why dont you try to use your skill to make something interesting...

i mean... it looks complicated, but the work you do is soo fucking easy to execute...

i dunno... its decent, im just upset over the fact that no one even tries to be original anymore.

you got a 3, because among everything else i didnt like about it... it didnt suck.

i love you all,
kishartdotcom.

MFR responds:

Yeah right. Look, if you think that my work is fucking easy to execute, try to make a 20 fps frame by frame stickmovie yourself. Then try to make the most ignorant gaggle of turds to understand that just because a movie hasnt got any plot or characters, you can still enjoy it for what it is. In a stick movie, you do not look for the same things as in something like Arrogancy or RAB.
If you dont like stick movies, then stay the fuck away from them, 'cause if stick animators arent original then reviewers aint either.
"woah this stick movie sucks its like xiao xiao" (even if it has full colour backgrounds, brush drawn sticks and does not relate to xxiao in any way)
So please shut up, we have had enough opinions from people like you and as long as we have fun making these movies and there are people who enjoy them, we'll be making more.

[Jumper]

it was cool @_@

very nice for a first submission @_@.

keep it up bro! and thanks for the hefty commentary on my BONERPLEX!

i love you all,
kishartdotcom.

drummer-boy responds:

Thanks kish! I never knew I'd get a REAL artist reviewing my stuff! I'll hopefully get something new up soon, I submitted this one ages ago. Thanks again for watching my movie! BONERPLEX ROCKS!

[ViolentDeaths 4]

LEMMINGS

you got my 5 only because of the lemming's style death at the end...

i used to do that for fun @_@.

the online-ist
kishartdotcom.

MFR responds:

Ah... Well nice to hear that you gave a shit about every other thing in the movie. Did you watch it all the way out? 4 in graphics?

[The Intermissions: Ep 2]

im sorry,

i want to say it was wonderful, and exciting, but it wasnt.

it was in fact the opposite... which means i feel insulted just having watched it.

no originality, bad voice acting, bad animation... dude, use the optimize tool, or the smooth tool for fuck's sake.

BitterPatrick responds:

You can't please them all.

..humorless bastard. (teehee)

[Epilepsy took you away]

dude...

i couldnt sit through the entire thing.. sorry.. maybe its just cause i heard that stupid secret of mana song you looped into eternity... man... as if it wasnt enough actually playing the game...

i know what this is.. this is like one of those independant films that has the monotonous oboe playing while the guy treads the streets looking for a job, to pay for food for his 9 brothers and sisters who are all homeless, and disabled due to the bombs, in the war on nam... of course they werent IN the war, they were victim of the american scum, defiling houses and shooting babies.

yea... your definitely the kidn of guy who likes that kind of movie huh?... or better example: Beijing Bicycle.

i love you all,
kishartdotcom.

ReQsa responds:

A 10 on humor?? You're fucking nutz!!
About the music! It wasn't even looped! It was an entire song, I put in there... and what's up with the graphix?? Dude, I drew everything in that damn movie with a mouse! I spend about an hour on each drawing!

[SEAL Team 6 - Part A]

dude @_@

yup... im assuming it took 8 months to gather the courage to show it to anyone again, aftetr getting laughed at in school huh?

i'd have failed you too, cause it was no good... and you dont have any musical taste... definitely give you an f, and then a beat down, for being completely, and utterly unoriginal.. o-m-g. i feel insulted just having watched it.

i love you all,
-kishartdotcom.

Philljc responds:

Go eat a dick. Im sure your first movie was much much better.