kishartdotcom's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tribute to ReRun!]

Ain't no thang but a chicken wang!

...rerun like-did dat phrase... WAAAAH! :(!

the online-ist,
kishartdotcom.

[The Intermissions: Ep 2]

im sorry,

i want to say it was wonderful, and exciting, but it wasnt.

it was in fact the opposite... which means i feel insulted just having watched it.

no originality, bad voice acting, bad animation... dude, use the optimize tool, or the smooth tool for fuck's sake.

BitterPatrick responds:

You can't please them all.

..humorless bastard. (teehee)

[Kegel: TMASET rnd 1]

gave it an average score.

gave it a 5, and voted a 5... it was decent.. liked it more when i saw it the first time like forever ago... still...

kishartdotcom.

[Heaven VS Hell]

UGH!

BASEBALL IS SOO FUCKING BORING!... EVEN in this animation its boring!

ugh.

kishartdotcom.

[Drive Sober]

MIX?

WTF DO YOU MEAN ALCOHOL AND DRIVING DONT MIX! of COURSE THEY DO... It's just not a safe mix.

anywho.. it wasnt his fault... a fucking deer was in the way... and unless you live in the snow, you dont know how hard it is to dodge a deer, who just comes out of nowhere.

being drunk just means youll probably passout when you crash.. cause your gonna crash anyway.

kishartdotcom.

and no, it didnt make me sad.. fucking deer.. it made me angry.. im glad it's dead.

[south park tutorial1]

ow

sigh.... great... all we need is morons learning how to draw southpark characters.

kishartdotcom.

[Chrono Trigger Legacy II]

like i said before..

the whole story is just makebelieve...

1: gates dont open without the gatekey or pendant.

2: run from little robots? didnt they kill lavos? or was that a plea for humor?

3: robo was never real good ever...

4: and Ozzie is an annoying character, why of all characters did you bring him to life to RUN AWAY again... i fucking hated his running ass.

5: CHRONO DOESNT TALK!

DUH!

kishartdotcom.

[Chrono Trigger Trilogy I]

i love chono trigger but...

the story just seemed a bit contrived it all... what do i care what happens AFTER you beat the game... and btw, i always killed magus when i had the chance, he would be there to be all white, and goth around me... nope.

i love you all,
kishartdotcom.

[Epilepsy took you away]

dude...

i couldnt sit through the entire thing.. sorry.. maybe its just cause i heard that stupid secret of mana song you looped into eternity... man... as if it wasnt enough actually playing the game...

i know what this is.. this is like one of those independant films that has the monotonous oboe playing while the guy treads the streets looking for a job, to pay for food for his 9 brothers and sisters who are all homeless, and disabled due to the bombs, in the war on nam... of course they werent IN the war, they were victim of the american scum, defiling houses and shooting babies.

yea... your definitely the kidn of guy who likes that kind of movie huh?... or better example: Beijing Bicycle.

i love you all,
kishartdotcom.

ReQsa responds:

A 10 on humor?? You're fucking nutz!!
About the music! It wasn't even looped! It was an entire song, I put in there... and what's up with the graphix?? Dude, I drew everything in that damn movie with a mouse! I spend about an hour on each drawing!

[SEAL Team 6 - Part A]

dude @_@

yup... im assuming it took 8 months to gather the courage to show it to anyone again, aftetr getting laughed at in school huh?

i'd have failed you too, cause it was no good... and you dont have any musical taste... definitely give you an f, and then a beat down, for being completely, and utterly unoriginal.. o-m-g. i feel insulted just having watched it.

i love you all,
-kishartdotcom.

Philljc responds:

Go eat a dick. Im sure your first movie was much much better.